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Smartass Patent Hijinks: Self-referential Patent

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When I was practicing patent law with Schnader Harrison and then Duane Morris in Philadelphia, I was Editor-in-Chief/Founding member, PBA IP Law Section [archived] Newsletter, 1997–98.1 In one issue (PBA IP Law Newsletter (Summer 1998)), I posted this:

Just Wondering…

Anyone willing to risk their PTO registration number may be able to find out how an Examiner would handle this claim [in a patent application]:

“1. A method for obtaining a patent, comprising the steps of:

(a) writing a self-referential patent claim to confuse the Examiner, wherein the self-referential patent claim comprises Claim 1 of the present application; and

(b) convincing the Examiner to allow the patent claim by including within clause (b) of said claim one of confusing, self-referential reasoning and an implicit threat to harm the Examiner if the Examiner does not allow the patent claims.”

How about including the following clause in a patent specification to help decrease an enablement or best mode rejection:

“Reference is hereby made to the text of every U.S. patent ever issued, the entirety of each of which is incorporated by reference herein.”

—Submitted by N. Stephan Kinsella

  1. See also “Is Intellectual Property Legitimate?“, Pennsylvania Bar Association Intellectual Property Newsletter 1 (Winter 1998): 3; republished in the Federalist Society’s Intellectual Property Practice Group Newsletter, vol. 3, Issue 3 (Winter 2000) [Audio: KOL445]. []
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